So, you want a magic sword.
Why does everyone want a magic sword! there are occasions when a magic axe or a magic spear is better, but really there are far more weapons than swords to do magic things to.
Why not a magic crossbow? ---- never seen one of them have you, or a magic pike! pikes defeated Charles the second you know!
So, anyway you want a magic sword. Well, you open the locker and indeed a magic sword appears, all magic, and glowing with glowy magicalness.
You don't however get much time to admire it, sinse it floats streight out of the locker (you wanted magic), and cleaves you in twain, ---- in fact it doesn't stop there, it cleaves you in thrain, in fain, and in quite a few other ains as well.
Well you can't say the sign was telling you a lie, it deffinately resolved the plot, and transported you away from this hiddeously ironic dungeon, albeit to the afterlife.
that'll learn you for wanting magic swords and easy solutions, ---- you'll take a magic axe next time and like it!
The horrible dungeons of dreadful doom.
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